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Recent Features...

Dan and Neil 6... - (Podcast) - 16/10/06

Tesco will kill us all... (Article) - 15/10/06

Santa Cruise... (Music) - 13/10/06

CAC Podcast 1... (Podcast) - 13/10/06

Pope kidnapped by extremists... (Article) - 29/09/06

Dan and Neil 5... (Podcast) - 29/09/06

Dan and Neil 4... (Podcast) - 22/09/06

The Cracker Ass Comedy show... (Article) - 18/09/06

Dan and Neil 3... (Podcast) - 15/09/06

Internet Phenomenon... (Article) - 11/09/06

Dan and Neil 2... (Podcast) - 09/09/06

The Photoshop Files... (Pictures) - 08/09/06

The Mustang Road Trip... (Video) - 07/09/06

The Sport Injury Files... (Article) - 01/09/06

Dan and Neil... (Podcast) - 28/08/06

Reno 911... (Article) - 25/08/06

Pritchard and Daintons skateboard challenge... (Video) - 10/08/06

Dustin Beckelmans America... (Article) - 10/08/06

Mark Watson... (Review by Deano) - 29/07/2006

Tulip Origami... (Video) - 26/07/06

Cracker jackass Jack Black got the knack... (Article) - 26/07/06

Zidane quickies... (Quick Clips) - 20/07/06

Crackerass crack and smack movie shack... (Article) - 20/07/06

From Jackass to Crackerass... (Article) - 17/07/06

The rise and rise of the Star Wars kid... (Article) - 29/06/06

Cracker Ass Contest... (Article) - 20/06/06

St. Mellons Rap... (Video) - 03/06/06

In the beginning there was comedy... (Article) - 05/05/06

 

Article

North Korea will kill us all...

So the North Koreans let off a bomb and George Bush and Tony Blair expect us to shit ourselves. Frankly I am more concerned about the gang of hooligans that congregate at the corner of my street.

Make love not war

The hoodies I'm worried about are not the Middle Eastern variety. You could wear a gimp mask around for all I care, just dont drunkenly threaten me and my neighbours with a broken bottle for no apparent reason and you're fine by me.

Al Qaeda George

As soon as Tony and George can figure out a way to keep my car stereo in my car then I'll help them in their crusade to rid the world of evil. There's enough evil down my way to fill a Wes Craven movie, get cracking on that first, eh lads?

West Side Thugs

The war on terror has been going on for quite some time in my town. A trip to the local shop, postbox or bus stop sometimes involves arming yourself to the teeth and placing your valuables in a sock before venturing out.

Armed to the Teeth

You dont get my vote, Tone. Frankly I'll be glad once our overlords Tesco finally seize control and rid the streets of the little bastards.

Al Qaeda aint never spat at my missus.

Jeff Baker - 15/10/06

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Podcasts

Dan and Neil, In your eyes 7. In a parallel universe, Dan work's as a vet and Neil is a lapdancer and part-time porn star. But in the world, they choose to record their conversations for public scrutiny. This week, magic deaf people, May Fly Sex Orifices, prosthetic beards and pube straightening...

The very first Cracker Ass Comedy podcast covers such wide ranging subjects as excrement euphemisms and unvoluntary homelessness. Enjoy.

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News

For fans of Cardiff City FC, here's an excellent review of the Southampton game and the season so far, with the Messiah, Dave Jones in the hotseat.

In other news, UEFA chairman Sepp Blatter announces a fairer way to settle a tied game rather than penalties...

No more pens


Xmas number 1

I guarantee that this song, Santa Cruise, will be number one this yuletide.

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Quick clips

Missing an open goal has become an art form.

 

Who fancies giving the Terminator the power to destroy the world?

 

I've messed up more than a few bowls down at the megabowl but this guy makes a special effort.

 

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This Weeks No. 1

I'm delighted to say that the Scissor Sisters shit-fest has been toppled from the top by this new release from Razorlight.

 

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