Frank Honeybone...

To be perfectly Frank, you're gonna need style, charisma, double sided sticky tape and a kicking pair of bins. Here is Frank in action at a Poncho Comedy club filmed at the Chapter Arts theatre...

Frank has been performing on the comedy circuit since the start of 2004. His relaxed, engaging style is coupled with a razor-sharp wit which makes his banter with audiences a joy to watch, whether as an MC or performing a set. No heckler has ever left one of Frank's gigs feeling insulted, just a bit silly.

He has delighted and outraged crowds across the country with his chats about Wales, women and cut-price sado-masochism. He has held audiences rapt as he talks openly and frankly about his family, religion, leaving home and his experiences with IVF, and audiences warm to him immediately. Frank has a knack for extracting the idiocy from what we see every day and accept as normal. You may never wear a wristband again, or put a "Baby On Board" sticker in your car after one of his performances.

In addition to this, Frank's gift for impersonation and accents have marked him out as an able performer with the scope to deal with a wide variety of comedy audiences ranging from young urban crowds to more mature gatherings.

Frank appeared in the final of the Laughing Horse New Act Competition 2004, and was a finalist at the London Comedy Festival 2004 New Act Competition and the FHM Holsten Pils New Act Competition 2004. He was also a So You Think You're Funny semi-finalist in 2004.

Frank has worked as a fishmonger, a fitter's mate, a barman and an investment analyst. He has a degree in theoretical physics and is fluent in French and Welsh.

Frank rolls his own, likes the Times crossword, shaves using a cut-throat razor and is a member of one of the most brutal Turkish Baths in the East End.

"He has a slow, deliberate delivery with a rich Welsh gold accent which wieldingly delivers the comedy trove that it promises. His material is witty, warm and scathing and the audience lap this up. His timing keeps the audience hooked waiting for the killer lines which are uncompromisingly delivered. A seriously very funny guy." - Chortle Comedy Forum Review

"He has a nice presence on stage and is a consummate new performer." Chortle Comedy Forum Review

"Beautiful raconteur style delivery, immaculately dressed and oozes warmth and charm. Very nice chap as well. Shows that shouting, swearing and mentioning Weapons of Mass Destruction aren't the only way to generate laughs." Chortle Comedy Forum Review

"Very, very funny. One to watch." The Stage

From Frank's review page on Chortle "Frank is a tremendously funny man and an effortlessly charming compere with seemingly an endless supply of material. A top-notch comic...Frank Honeybone has developed into a subtle and engaging story teller...Hilarious! His gags are original and he always brings the audience into his world. This man will go far.....Saw him in Bath, very funny indeed. A good mix of material and a refreshing change in delivery style.....Very engaging and extremely funny." 

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