I gotta roll, I'm signing on the dole...

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Gotta Roll Lyrics

Imagine for a minute,
That you’re signing on the dole,
You just lost your job,
Now you’re losing your soul,
You gotta see the man,
And you know you gotta beg,
Cos you’re reaching in your pocket,
All you’re feeling is your leg,
I couldn’t believe,
This really happened to me,
Drag my ass out of bed,
For my appointment at three,
So I’m waiting at the bus stop,
Leaning on the door,
I could have sworn this fucking bus stop,
Had windows before,
Graffiti on the ceiling,
Graffiti on the floor,
Graffiti on the lady,
Waiting for the 44,
The bus turns up,
With a big loud hiss,
Chewing gum on the seats,
Stinking of piss,
Loudmouth kids,
Sitting on the back seat,
‘What you looking at bra’
‘You want some beef’
I couldn’t believe,
I was getting this grief,
I gotta roll,
I’m signing on the dole.

Hopped off the bus,
At the job centre,
Looked like I made it,
To a gipo convention,
Lots of angry faces,
Plenty of tension,
Girls that never heard of,
Pregnancy prevention,
Hope you understand,
My misapprehension,
It was like stepping in,
To another dimension,
Get through the door,
And they got me filling forms,
They even wanna know,
What fucking underpants I wore,
Finally got,
To the front of the queue,
‘You filled the wrong form,’
‘You need G22,’
‘Then you gotta go upstairs,’
‘And see Sue’,
‘How long’s this gonna take’?
‘I haven’t got a clue’,
‘But if you want some money’,
‘That’s what you gotta do’,
Beginning to regret,
Just getting out of bed,
This guy’s a total knob,
And I’d rather get a job,
I gotta roll,
I aint signing on the dole.

by...
Jeff Baker with big thanks to Ice Cube.
2007