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Cracker Ass Comedy's Santa Cruise mp3

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Santa Cruise Lyrics

Chillin’
On Christmas day, 
So we went away,
It’s too cold in the UK,
Were going,
Santa and me,
With our Christmas tree,
And some crackers and cheese,
Were Rollin’
In Santa’s sleigh,
I think he knows the way,
To bermuda bay,
Behave!
St Nicks no fool,
At the time of yule,
Don’t be breaking the rules.

On a Santa Cruise today,
Were just chilling in the sleigh,
We got the grooves; we got the booze, and reindeer hooves,
From the UK to LA,
Going down Bermuda way,
Calypso trees in the Florida Keys and the bluest seas,
Only me and Santa know, the hottest places,
White sand beaches, beautiful creatures, get the party on,
And if only you could go with me and Santa ho ho ho,
On the roofs, nothing to lose, on a Santa Cruise.

We went to the north,
We went to the south,
We went to the east and,
We went to your house,
Giving out prezzies,
To anything that moves,
Trying to keep it quiet,
But the hooves on the roofs are noisy,
But it don’t matter you see,
Santa and the elves have been busy as a bee,
Were gonna have a break, in the Florida Keys,
Its all good news on the Santa cruise.

On a Santa Cruise today,
Were just chilling in the sleigh,
We got the grooves; we got the booze, and reindeer hooves,
From the UK to LA,
Going down Bermuda way,
Calypso trees in the Florida Keys and the bluest seas,
Only me and Santa know, the hottest places,
White sand beaches, beautiful creatures, get the party on,
And if only you could go with me and Santa ho ho ho,
On the roofs, nothing to lose, on a Santa Cruise.

by...
Jeff Baker
Billy Rennie
Sausages
2006